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"My ugly got out" - 4\13\07 |
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Man races cat - 4\13\07 MAN SUSPECTED TO USE STEROIDS, SCIENTISTS BAFFLED, CAT REPORTED TO BE DISSECTED |
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Cold front to be sued - 4\15\07 COURT HEARINGS FOR PEOPLE V. BIG NASTY STORM TO TAKE PLACE.. |
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March 2007
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Intro to Earth - 3\4\07 |
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Bus in Space - 3\5\07 GOVERNMENT TO CONSTRUCT GALACTIC HIGHWAY TO RETRIEVE NOW-INTERGALACTIC TRANSPORT. |
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Cheney vs. Metcalf - 3\5\07 VICE PRESIDENT IS VERY WEAK, GIRL IN A MAN'S BODY. |
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Kitten attacks mail truck - 3\5\07 POLICE TAKE CAT INTO CUSTODY WHILE SHOOTING ITS ENTIRE FAMILY IN A MEXICAN STAND-OFF. |
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You've got mail! - 3\6\07 GIANT REPTILE CHECKS DAILY E-MAIL, ORDERS VIAGRA, ENTERS CONTEST TO WIN IPHONE BUT DOESN'T HAVE CREDIT CARD. |
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Zombies eat McDonalds - 3\6\07 LEWIS "RACOON" LIBBY MASTICATES A JOGGER HE FOUND AT MCDONALDS, GAY PRIDE PARADE. |
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Robot rigs lottery - 3\7\07 SOLAR-POWERED CALCULATOR CONVICTED, ROBOT FORCED INTO DEATHMATCH... |
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Cell phone wrestling - 3\8\07 RIOT IN CHICAGO, 13 MILLION DEAD, GOOGLE BUYS KITTY LITTER FACTORY. |
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Woman throws children - 3\8\07 FIRE IN THE BRONX AND SUBSEQUENT BEAST ATTACKS CLAIM 9 LIVES. |
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Bitchcraft Amendment - 3\8\07 AMERICA SUMMONS 50-FOOT GORILLA, CANADA PISSED OFF BUT DOES NOTHING... LIKE THAT'S ANYTHING NEW. |
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1/2 Ton Woman Eats Man- 3\8\07 LARGE WHALE EATS HISPANIC FISH, POLICE PLAY SCRABBLE. |  |
Angry Man - 3\10\07 MATT WAUTER'S ARTICLE IGNITES RAGE IN MAN, ROLLING STONES TO PLAY SHOW WITHOUT KEITH RICHARDS (FINALLY). |
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Gay Army - 3\13\07 ARMY FORCED INTO GAY-ISM. |
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