LARGE WHALE EATS HISPANIC FISH, POLICE PLAY SCRABBLE

"If you can light my knee cap on fire, I'll pay you in gym socks." - Dave Ghrol

I really like Tetris.

You have a cube, some L shapped spoon, a short man with an erection and the erection itself. Also two very short men with flacidity.

Which is why I now turn to Jeapordy!

America's hell hole of television.

Invented in 83 BC, Jeapordy was a way of selecting an outsider imposing danger and sentencing him to sacrifice by removing his heart with his own tongue. Other ancients had their own way, immigrants have theirs, hair stylists make you look like yesterday's Donald Trump. He, of course, tried to convice us to: implore that he is unimplorable. What a fag. Back in '92, he and I had a bass guitar duel. He played through every song of For Those About To Rock, AC/DC, I play the first few notes of Bon Jovi's Bad Medicine as a form of torture:

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHH!!!!!!" - Donald Trump